I Don't Understand Your Heart
Some songs kill me, like Keane's 'Might as well be strangers'. I'm grateful for the time we had together.
Favourite Recipes: Sausage Hot Pot
This old Irish recipe is the perfect late night winter warming supper suitable for any time of the day or season of the year.
Ingredients:
1) Sausages, 8 thick pork & herb
2) Potatoes, 4 king edwards
3) Carrots, 4 medium sized
4) Chicken stock
5) Salt and Pepper to taste
6) Onions, 2 large
Method:
Slice the melon through the 3 dimensions of normal space and once more through the 4th dimension to create n-dimensional melon balls. Extract life affirming lessons from personal tradgedy and sprinkle liberally over the lobster tails. Pre heat the oven to several million degrees centigrade by creating a magnetically controlled custard plasma fusion reaction. Reduce cooking time for fan assisted ovens. Place the hand upon the heart and yearn vigorously for lost love until a creamy froth appears at the lips - the froth should be thick enough to leave peaks when forked. Bifurcate the fringe in a central parting and leave to cool for milenia. Self serve, self servingly.
Rumsfield Papacy Gets Bush Backing
Secretary of State for Defence, Donald Rumsfield, took one step closer to the Vatican last night after receiving President George W. Bush's nomination to succeed Pope John Paul II as leader of the Catholic Church. The Bush administration moved quickly to put its own man forward, just days after Paul Wolfowitz was confirmed as the new head of the World Bank. Rumsfield, considered something of a hawk by Washington insiders, is a leading light of the neo-conservative movement, which seeks to reconcile religious zealotry with state of the art weaponry. The Defence cheif's nomination will face tough opposition from the Europeans, who are thought to favour British celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver.
